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Velcome to my evil lair..... heh heh heh. yes... this isnt a site you will have accidently stumbled on so there for i pressume i know you. wow! hiiii!!!!! anyway... moving swiftly on.. urm there are few people that will actually understand the significance of this name..... for referance of pony trecking story... please visit.. www.sarcasmisthelowestformofwit.20m.com... because im too lazy to be bothered to typ it all myself.. oh pain pain.. pain and torment... (for quote please seek the sophster) WOW!! its some jelly.... sophheeee i think it my have escaped from ure website... nooooooo
yes.... so i like sarcasm it is a very wonderful thing... *starts hummin sarcasm is the lowest form of wit to the tune of head sholders knees and toes....* oh joy of joys... i have art where i can sit and do other peoples work for them.... oh the pleasure i seek from an art lesson with a teacher that calls you rosikins....
this wonderful thing called pony treckin.....
now once there was little pony called laurence. i say little and when i say little i really mean fat. and likkle laurence has an eating dissorder... if he thought he could reach a branch then hed try... whether it was half a meter away or a mile... but then.... THEN they introduced those two wonderful things... a)grass reins... b)the whip! god i sound so evil... im a nice little girl... really... honest i am.. yes so anyway. then hed still try to get the thousand mile away branch but suprisingly he couldnt quite reach... then after id sorted out his little (again i say little i mean big) hunger problem and somebody (not mentioning names) decided to fall off their horse six times a bloody day. and then that fukin merrylegs(stoopid pony) decided to ram my ikkle laurence baby up the arse and so laurence decided to kick merrylegs in the face.... you should have seen the riser freak.... it was sooooooo funny... anyway....		 Random clown being hung
The McDonalds clown being hung for two reasons.
1. McDonalds is rank.
2. Clowns are evil and scary

My muffin
Yes. I have a muffin. yes... so my muffin is very tempting and if i showed you my Muffin then I'm quite sure that you would like to eat him. which is exactly why im not going to show you a picture... see now i dont find him tempting because food is nasty but thats beside the point. Muffin is a double choc chip with extra chocolate muffin... he is very nice... and im sure youd all love him... im talking about a muffin... and i wonder why i dont have friends...
email me and my muffin

I hate to break this to you, but sophie my dear sister. You look like a bohemian monkey
Oh the humor.. *giggle* you bohemian monkey look alike you. *punches humerously* my hands are numb.............

PINGU!!!!!!!!!
this is here just for charly because she loves pingu.... and told me to do my d.t. project on him..... enuf said mate. PINGU!!
Send an email-i already told you email me and my muffin.